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THE BACON AND SAUSAGE NATIVITY - Never has tastelessness been so tasty


TAGS: jesus sausage
Rating: 4.83/5

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BigEdMustafa - December 6, 2011, 5:39 pm
I think the hash browns as straw is a really nice touch!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2011, 6:16 pm
That doesn't really look... kosher.
mariand - December 2, 2011, 12:22 am
lol...cool
TWOEDGE - December 1, 2011, 4:04 pm
A-MEN!


CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


A-10 WARTHOG - Face it the A-10 doesn't fly it just stares down gravity until it runs away sobbing and then, because it is so badass, the air just decides to get out of its way


TAGS: a 10 warthog usaf jets military
Rating: 4.73/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 27, 2011, 3:49 pm
You forgot the most bad a*sed weapon of the lot, for pure intimidation the 30mm Gatling.
IxLOVExYOU - April 26, 2011, 1:41 pm
the chuck norris of air planes.
smalltownguy - April 26, 2011, 10:33 am
One fuel pod, one ECM pod, four Mk 82's, one Maverick AGM, and two Sidewinders... Yep still got plenty of power to tow an F-18 (chuckle)
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:32 am
so true! Great Po5ter!
ThrillerMan - April 26, 2011, 3:18 am
Did you know that Charlie Sheen is an F-18, bro?
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 10:34 pm
What's with the missiles, I thought thats where they hooked up the f-16's


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:23 am
The VA Hospital system: PROOF that government run healthcare is a bad idea.
Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather


TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas


DADDY - would you like some sausage?




VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

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Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


DIFFERENCES -


TAGS: america europe usa whatever
Rating: 4.6/5

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forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:53 am
What I am referring to "we" and at what we are better will be my secret til doomsday! This is not politifake! ;)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:06 pm
A map that finally portray5 my homeland'5 border accurately
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
Ditto, but I'm still wondering what they're better at. 5L
rerun - May 26, 2011, 5:57 pm

well, since I'm American and I live in Texas I gotta say the map looks accurate to me.
vexint - May 26, 2011, 3:33 pm
you forgot florida i can see that to :P
Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:17 pm
better at what?
MilDoc - May 26, 2011, 11:59 am
I just wanna go get a Sparta stamp in my passport! N1, For5eti!
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:13 am
Why you hating on ITALY,
steph1 - May 26, 2011, 9:35 am
i sincerely hope by "we" you are referring to europe, right?


THE US MARINES - Making enemies of our nation push daises so the army has something nice to lay in since 1775


TAGS: army marine marines usa
Rating: 3.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:38 pm
The US Army, smart enough to know how to fight well enough not to slaughtered like retards.
MashiMashi - February 1, 2012, 7:58 am
I served with this gay I mean guy
Bdelurey - February 1, 2012, 12:59 am
thanks dogg pretty sure i got the difference down pat by now
Soundchaos - January 31, 2012, 10:35 pm
You may want to read the fine print again, Wraith. I think you missed the joke. :)
Wraith11B - January 31, 2012, 10:06 pm
Too flipping bad that's a US Army Soldier, and not a US Marine.


ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation


TAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 4:00 pm
We worked so hard to give them everthing, NOW they think it's a RIGHT!? Think it was expensive before? Wait until it FREE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 1:31 pm
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race. So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:49 pm
Trample a little more to the left, I've got a real kink on that side.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:05 am
I, for one, look forward to my infinite government handout so I can trample all over the backs of American workers like me.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 4:05 am
WTFO = Sore Loser.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm
That's okay. The new socialist programs Obama is promising will take care of them.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
Too true. The "American Dream" is becoming the "American Expectation"...and everyone doesn't seem to expect to have to work for it anymore!


DON'T TAKE CHANCES -


TAGS: people just wont die in jerusalem
Rating: 4.46/5

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Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:17 am
Keep it up the good work
TheWiceMan - April 1, 2010, 12:15 am
I'll remember that to next time
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 11:50 pm
5l but - 1 for no title. A title would have sealed this one fantastically wice


EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm
hello?
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm
n00b
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.


POOR PEOPLE - "Have been voting Democrat for 50 years..And their still poor." (Charles Barkley)


TAGS: poor democrat vote acorn usa obama
Rating: 3.24/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:33 pm
You're right... it does suck.
fred - March 12, 2010, 7:28 pm
This poster sucks! ... Wait a minute, it looks strangely familiar... Doh!
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:31 pm

this the only poster ever generated by fred. Leaves a lot of room for him to be overly critical of other posters and people who comment on them. If by chance this is a different fred, I, well I think only 1 fred can register so I stand by original word
knowitall - October 30, 2009, 3:26 pm
lol charles barkley wouldn't know the diff between their and they're
Jmac0585 - October 29, 2009, 6:46 pm
Depends on whether he spent the day golfing with Michael Jordan, or just got back from Vegas.
Derek - October 29, 2009, 5:54 pm
...and what about Charles Barkley himself?


Attitude -


TAGS: war gun rifle marine usa
Rating: 2.91/5

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derk91 - July 13, 2011, 8:38 pm
omg! Bad Company put this in there game just like COD did! sniper hav been doin this b4 COD and BBC knew about it.
Limeman - August 20, 2008, 12:43 pm
Omg! Real-Life Battlefield Bad Company!


US NAVY - Cos you can't have too much Firepower


TAGS: guns usa navy
Rating: 3.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:06 pm
Sittin' duck!


The Day The World Came To Town -




RIDER KICK - Trust me. You don't wanna catch that in the nuts!


TAGS: kamen mask masked rider senshi sentai super kaiju tokusatsu
Rating: 2.16/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm
If he's 10 maybe Zed will be his friend?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:46 pm
strange?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:39 pm
Starane that after all the threats you still make posters Dullford? Posters that completely miss the point of the site (Motifake the de-motivational poster community). If you are a ten year old please let us know.
bOB cHIN - July 31, 2009, 11:12 am
If you have some personal experience that you need to share...


AMERICA - Our diversity is what makes us so awesome!


TAGS: america usa diversity win
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Whoa! I said this? Must've been one of those days I forgot to take my meds that filter my thoughts.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:09 pm
California being the "life of the party" explain5 why NOTHING gets done here; legally, businesslike, or otherwise. Augh!
SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:12 pm
Snow!
falloutghoul - November 27, 2011, 9:17 am
I'm where they make cheese!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:29 am
You can go ahead an' put me down in tha hot & drunk category


12 Angry Men -




Time After Time -


TAGS: france surrender coffee usa creamer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greybeard - August 3, 2014, 10:54 pm
LMAO. Thank you for the very nice comments :)
lgvernon - August 3, 2014, 3:18 pm

Absolutely EPIC!
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 10:47 am
OH…MAN….a definite uptick in yer profound arsenal, GB. This one slays me. (aaand I just spit on myself)


DEATH ANGEL - Now personified by AC-130


TAGS: ac 130 spectre death angel usaf
Rating: 4.32/5

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KageOokami - May 19, 2011, 11:59 pm
Always fun to watch them do this. More fun to watch the Spooky's pwning ground forces.
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:10 pm
http://www.patricksaviation.com/photos/vaimaca/13430/
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:06 pm
* they're, not their
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:05 pm
those are flares.. their a defense mechanism. they aren't shooting anything at anyone. heat seeking missles go after heat..
jackripper - March 15, 2011, 4:57 pm
when was the last time you saw a 'cargo' jet do that?
Airman - March 11, 2011, 10:34 am
those are C130's. Not the gunships
Nagard - March 11, 2011, 7:12 am
The photo is good. Just as all the other ones showing this effect. But are these AC-130? They look more like the standard cargo C-130...


FIELD OF DREAMS -




isolationism -


TAGS: brexit uk trump wall usa
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 25, 2016, 12:11 am
The Bureau of Silly Walks! Yup. The ship is sinking. Party on! ^!


VENGENCE IS MINE, SAITH THE LORD - But he does have some help from time to time


TAGS: usaf
Rating: 3.78/5

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2010 DEFENSE BUDGET - Due to the economic downturn, F-22 stealth technology will now be replaced by a more cost efficient model.


TAGS: economy usaf air force f 22 jet plane car
Rating: 2.57/5

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Guitboxer - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
Sorry for being a douche, but those are F-15 tailfins
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
Thanks too Nobamma. The worlds a safer place yeah right bitch.


TEXAS - Where life is still easy and structured


TAGS: usa texas redneck
Rating: 2.45/5

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Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 4:42 pm
If you had been to Texas, you wouldn't have made this.


9/11 - Everyone was affected, But everyone made a promise: Never Forget.




9/11 - 35 Years ago today Salvador Allende died in a coup d'etat. He was replaced by Augusto Pinochet. (The $10 million Nixon invested paid off that day)


TAGS: cia usa foreign politics allende pinochet rnr
Rating: 2.12/5

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Asbestos - September 28, 2008, 3:09 am
11/9 - I lol'd on that day.


EMPLOYMENT -




REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.


TAGS: patriotism military america usa memorial day sadness loss heroism army coast guard navy usmc
Rating: 3.31/5

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm
Hoorah!! Semper Fi


IRONY - Look it up, and start there.


TAGS: usa america britain
Rating: 2.59/5
Teuvil - December 24, 2010, 12:56 pm
The people that colonized the US came from England. He's saying that all the stupid people left from England to the United States.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:27 pm
It seems you're the stupid ones now. Can't even find the humor in a complex joke. Forgive us and remind us to keep it to simple fart jokes and simple pwned, fail, and irony posters.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:25 pm
It's a joke people. You Europeans seem to like to think that we are stupid. So the kid gave you what you wanted. Calling his own people stupid and using the wrong flag for the picture.


THE DUKE - Would be pissed at all this political correctness BS.


TAGS: john wayne patriot usa
Rating: 3.53/5

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Sean - September 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
Found it! Thanks man.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 2:23 pm
Don't make me make a new "Sean" poster.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 2:05 pm
Yes I am that dumb.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 1:48 pm
Sorry Jmac but I can't find a poster based on a number.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:27 pm
http://www.motifake.com/sean-demotivational-poster-58489.html
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Cuz he looks silly.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Or is that the John Wayne dressed as a bunny one?
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:20 pm
Can a brother get a tag or two to help find that baby?
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:11 pm
I'd like to reference poster #58489 in response to Sean's comment.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:03 pm
AMERICANS Just hate a pop quiz for which they are ill prepared.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 10:49 am
A distant relative of mine, and I agree.


WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that shit. Clone the hell out of that shit. Make a goddamn army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm
Patton. Was. GOD.


GREAT MEN -


TAGS: great men thankful for our usa military
Rating: 3.57/5

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peteyb - December 16, 2009, 9:30 pm
Late I know, but I just came across this...must say that as a Canuck I love having the US milary to back us up! Love you guys, and thanks!Focus on the Timmies!
Macgofeckyerself - September 6, 2009, 9:28 am
Why is everybody whining about the Yanks? Judging by the weapon (Steyr with usl) and the Camo I am taking a wild guess this is a Soldier from the Irish Defense Forces (most likely Ranger Wing) It most defo is not a Yankee Soldier.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:31 am
Hubba, the anti American stick up your ass can be removed by leebling. He to has a problem with us. I'm Just saying.....someone needs to take it out....I'd only shove it in further, so I can't help you.
HubbaBubba - August 28, 2009, 5:37 am
Indeed, always out there protecting the U.S. from invading forces such as......oh, wait, nobody's actually in your country waging war?? You're in someone else's country?? But.....Which families are they protecting then?
Haarakkon - May 14, 2009, 12:01 pm
Absolutely, Brian. They'll come from all religions and backgrounds, and you'll never know who they are until the shit really does hit the fan.
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 11:06 am
You'll never really hear the names of the real heroes much in this culture. A fucking sports star is not a hero. A fucking actor is not a hero. Heroes are guys who put it all on the line for others. Guys that think service is a joke will never get it
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:23 pm
I know I'm pissing into the wind when I do this but sometimes I just can't help myself. The troll bait is always so crunchy.
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
I'm positive that this piece of trash couldn't muster the testicular fortitude to actually say those words to me. He'd be too busy pissing his pants in the presence of a real man.
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
all the non-verbal communication that is part of a discussion. Another distinct advantage is that if some cock-smoker like weker says he hopes you get shot, you are right there to slap the taste out of his mouth. Of course, in a face-to-face discussion
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:37 pm
Mark, it's no use arguing with a moron. This little butt-pirate is the perfect example of the biggest problem with this form of communication. I much prefer to have face-to-face discussions with people. With comment chains you lose tone, inflection, and
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:21 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:21 pm
P.S you are a retard
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:20 pm
im sorry "threw a party over in France in world war one" again if your trying to reference something look it up don't ask your rent boy because do you really think he would be a rent boy if he was smart
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:50 pm
And I almost forgot....Retard? Eat shit and die you English fagot.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:49 pm
Duh...yeah that's right. WWI you threw a party over in France and we had to bail your collective asses out of there. Churchill deliberately let the Lusitania get sunk and Hitler would have sissy slapped you if we didn't rescue your ass with Lend-Lease.
weker - March 31, 2009, 4:39 pm
im sorry our wars do some history retard
Mark - March 31, 2009, 3:46 pm
Kylo14 - If we didn't "toss" the Brits out of here in 1781 then why aren't we still colonies? If you don't want us getting the glory, then please stop inviting us to your World Wars. You'd be drinking your beer the proper way, cold, if it wasn't for us.
Kylo14 - March 31, 2009, 3:16 pm
Looking at previous posts, i must say that america didint 'toss us off' in 1781, as history usually suggests that the british fight the war, then the americans come in and take the glory. Like Iraq, if it aint fixed, just bomb it
Kylo14 - March 31, 2009, 3:12 pm
Bonjour ja'mpelle Kyle, america are pretty good but they get pwned by us french, we have moustaches and some pretty tasty weaponry
Mark - March 31, 2009, 2:06 pm
Hoping a member of our Armed Forces gets shot goes beyond expressing your opinion. You are beneath contempt and are undeserving of the protection afforded you by WTFO and those like him. I concur with the comment of Anon E. Muss, please eat shit and die.
weker - March 31, 2009, 11:35 am
im just expressing my opinion and fact about the subject not my fault you take it out of proportion
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:06 am
Thank you for proving what a complete piece of shit you are weker. I wonder if that is enough grounds to have you removed from Motifake, you dickless little fuck.
Arrogant Knight - March 30, 2009, 11:13 am
Piss off, weker.
weker - March 30, 2009, 11:06 am
lol
weker - March 30, 2009, 11:06 am
i hope you get shot
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:12 pm
decent and hard-working people all around the globe, we also have to protect low-life pieces of shit like this ass munch. Oh well, you gotta take the bad with the good. Enjoy your rights ass hole, I'll be here protecting it tomorrow.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:10 pm
As a non-inbred, retarded military man, weker can go fuck himself. His freedom of speech was provided by the actions of brave men and women all over the world who took up arms to defend what is right. It's a shame that in the process of defending honest,
Anon E. Muss - March 29, 2009, 6:28 pm
right, cuz what you do is probably soo much better eat shit and die
weker - March 26, 2009, 1:21 pm
its nothing against Americans (even though you are mostly composed of retards) the military of the world are all inbred retards
LogicDude - March 26, 2009, 10:16 am
Evil D...I think he means "Merc" as in "Mercenary"
Evil Dog - March 26, 2009, 10:00 am
A "Merc"? 25 or 30 horsepower? Hector, is English your first language?
Hector - March 26, 2009, 9:21 am
Sounds like "me" gets excited about something shoved up an ass. Probably his own. Probably by a Merc.
me - March 26, 2009, 1:06 am
weker should get an m3 shoved up his ass
Burrito Boy - March 24, 2009, 9:11 pm
Damn straight!!!
Mark - March 24, 2009, 3:58 pm
"Wankers?" Really? We "tossed" your sorry British "wankers" out of here in 1781. The word "wanker" has been banned in this country ever since then. And don't give me any crap about the WORLD Wide Web. It's American. Al Gore invented it. He said so.
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 3:47 pm
Obviously you got your "weaker" ass kicked by a soldier...probably because you are what you are trying to imply they are.
weker - March 24, 2009, 3:06 pm
soldiers what wankers
HEF - March 24, 2009, 2:41 pm
Great poster ronsart, and thanks to all our great men and women who do their duty for me and my family. I tuck my kids in everynight knowing they are the most important dreams of my life. Thank you.


X-47B ROBOT FIGHTER JET - And You Thought Skynet Was Fiction.


TAGS: terminator aircraft usa war robots
Rating: 4.73/5

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steve1961 - August 4, 2012, 2:31 am
LOL np If you've actually watched the movie "Stealth", you've already suffered enough so no lashes this time. But I'll be watching...
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 7:48 pm
Ah yes, Steve, I spelled 'lightning' wrong. Sorry about that. I shall take my forty lashes while whimpering in the snake pit.
steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 2:45 pm
Because we'll all be lighter? ;)
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 10:39 am
I believe they are still in the testing phase with it. But you seen the film Stealth? (If not think Short Circuit meets Top Gun.) You want something up there with no pilot and a payload of lethal weapons? One lightening strike and we're in trouble.
SethMythrax - July 25, 2012, 7:57 am
Why not use these if they can? They are a lot more lethal looking than a drone aircraft...


TICKLE ME ELMO -


TAGS: picture is worth a thousand cubbys
Rating: 4.38/5

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forseti - September 28, 2010, 7:01 am
animated pictures: http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/katy-perry-boobs.gif
CoolioIndeed - September 28, 2010, 1:45 am
Funny sketch. Funny poster. 5 perry berries.


PATRIOTISM VS NATIONALISM -




HOLY SHIT - That chick has a beard.




GEOGRAPHY LESSON - Geography lesson in an American public school


TAGS: geography usa world school
Rating: 3/5

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DiddleMiesterGeneral - May 5, 2016, 12:59 am
There's a reason america doesn't teach about the war of 1812. It's because we won.
Hypercat-Z - August 12, 2009, 7:03 am
Pretty belivable
rollseyes - August 11, 2009, 10:27 am
Because America is all that really matters. All of you haters know it to be true.
surprisebuttsecks - August 11, 2009, 9:29 am
Repeating yourself REPEATING YOURSELF Repeating yourself one more time.


NELLIS AFB LAS VEGAS -


TAGS: flight optimism usaf
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2015, 2:28 am
Ye5, and the opportunist has a business that sells both.
mariand - May 23, 2012, 1:33 pm
interesting theory...


THE BIRTH OF A NATION -


TAGS: learning education dumb blondes usa
Rating: 4.63/5

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vbattaile - December 15, 2012, 5:38 pm
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,


EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE -


TAGS: explosive ordnance bombs usa america
Rating: 3.47/5

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AirStryke - February 3, 2010, 2:10 am
Oorah
garth - June 9, 2009, 10:37 am
its a candy 'splosion!!
Doc - May 19, 2009, 9:32 am
Repeat.
Mark - February 16, 2009, 9:55 am
On target - Fire for effect!
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 12:50 am
Hell yeah, Ron!


HELEN OF TROY -


TAGS: the cow that launched a thousand ships
Rating: 3.3/5

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CANADA - November 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
the frenchies are very far north!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
they're probably Frenchmen from up north....Their opinion doesn't matter.
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 2:43 pm
Apparently Moo+, your fellow Manitobans fail to have your splendid sense of humor
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:32 pm
*en=eh
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
I was just providing a forum for those nice blue ballet slippers...plus cows are easy to find on the interwebs, en!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 12:16 pm
Et Tu? Bone Et Tu?.....How come everyone's picking on me?, I've never said a negative word to any of you guys.....Waaaaaa Waaaaaa.5


PRESIDENT BUSH - An American hero that has protected this nation amid all the whining and bullsh*t of liberals


TAGS: bush usa america hero republican obama mccain war great
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:20 am
LOL...what a pathetic little loser you are. I provide positions and support/facts to back up my assertions. You just engage in drive-by Timmy attacks. Are your positions so weak that they can't stand up in a discussion based in logic? Must be.
LOLOLOL - September 2, 2009, 7:46 pm
Don't feed the trolls... especially Whore who Trolls For Oral
MO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am
Whatchu doin on here soooo late WTFO? Not normal. This is the time for levity buddy! We don't need no stinkin poli.... ummm badges? at this time...come on over to PATS!!! Let your hair down and play a little!!!!
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am
that fact. Also, I have no need to shout (even if it was possible through typing, dumbass) since I have facts to back up my positions versus trying to insult someone with half-witted explainations of others' acronyms.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:21 am
Also, we did land in Afghanistan in case you missed it. Pres Bush was very good for national security and that is evidenced by the fact that we weren't attacked for over 7 years due to his policies but you are probably to filled with BS and hate to admit
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:20 am
LOL+, the surge allowed us to turn the situation around and gain the upper hand. Hopefully, BHO doesn't let that slip away because he's too interested in "social justice" to give a damn about the brave folks who gave their lives to bring freedom to Iraq..
LOLOLOL - July 30, 2009, 8:59 pm
D. storm was ok but this shitfaced "surge" ruined everything. We should have Landed in Afganistan not Iraq and btw Whore who Trolls For Oral, u need to open ur eyes and see that he just wasnt very good @ all and dont shout on us on the UH... INTERNETS! XD
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:23 am
farting, far-left loons that lied, cheated, and scammed the Dems into the Congress and White House. So why don't you run along and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself, my dumbass liberal bitch.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:21 am
contributions? While mistakes have occurred on both sides of the aisle, idiots like you and the Dems in charge admit no responsibility for the economic crisis they helped create. You obviously just spew the BS you've been fed from Kool-Aid guzzling, tofu-
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:19 am
a name, are you talking about the bank deregulation laws that were signed by Pres Clinton? What about the Dems pushing banks to issue subprime loans to those who can't repay, or the Dems who prop up the auto unions so they can protect their campaign
Mark - June 20, 2009, 1:43 pm
Dear Timmy, I got your sammich right here...now bite me.
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am
now make me a sandwich, bitch!
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am
hey moron, by your logic we should be at war with several other countries, not just the ones with oil in them. also the economic crisis was caused by deregulation of the banks, it's obvious you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by the neoconazis.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:02 am
banks to issue subprime and ARM loans to people who couldn't afford to repay them. It's obvious that you don't look for facts, you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by liberals.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:01 am
Cpt Dumbass, we attacked Afghan and Iraq for different reasons, neither was wrong. Removing a brutal dictator who killed his own people (mass graves remember?) isn't a waste of $. Clinton deregulated the banks in the 90s and Dems pushed Fannie and other
Captain Obvious - May 12, 2009, 9:41 am
Let's see... attacked the entirely wrong country, has wasted hundreds of billions of dollars blowing shit up in Iraq and never found Osama, accelerated the deregulation of the financial industry which directly lead to crashing the economy. Nice work!
WTFO - May 12, 2009, 12:21 am
And so are you if you believe that.
EliteDoom - May 11, 2009, 9:49 pm
Bush was and is a fucking idiot.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
Ah ha ha ha...Hector made a joke! You're so witty...now STFU.
Hector - March 31, 2009, 4:45 pm
Best President since Bill Clinton and before BHO.
WTFO - February 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
The Atilla thing was a joke WoS. But as for bringing down the largest empire in history, he may have to share the limelight. It looks as though Obama's policies are about to bring down the largest/strongest govt in history.
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
it appears we have a bug
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
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walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:43 pm
He brought down the largest empire in history with mostly
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:51 pm
Attila the Hun was a pussy!
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:40 pm
OK...I'll give you that one but from what I've read Atilla wasn't much for voting on anything.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:36 pm
Mark, I woulda' figured Attila as liberal. Y'know, liberal in the sense that he had a liberal stance on raiding and boning.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm
We ougta' go drinkin' sometime.
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm
EGD - You gotta be kiddin'! You didn't know WTFO was a Conservative? He just to the right of Atilla the Hun.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:25 pm
My fault. Must have a taste for cheese that goes crunch. Yep, pretty conservative on most topics so no need to apologize.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 10:51 pm
Dorito-stained. Mind slipping, you conservative bastard? (Assuming you're conservative, if not I'm a dumbass and apologize.)
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 10:38 pm
EGD, fair enough on the free speech. Live and let live, Cheeto stained fingers (couldn't resist for old times). Hillary is an Ice Queen which is why her husband is a chubby-chaser.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:03 pm
Right. Forgot Hillary was a woman for a minute. Thank you, Sean.
Sean - February 15, 2009, 8:49 pm
Married ... your question about Clinton. Married ... that's the only kinda guy who would tell such a lie.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:54 pm
But, just to go ahead and say what should have been said a while back. Sir, while I may not agree with everything you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:53 pm
Yeah, after deep-space battles and other cool stuff. Why couldn't WE have cool stuff like that!?
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 7:39 pm
Hey, the Federation and the Klingon Empire became allies too. It's all good.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:32 pm
so there is some common ground between us.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:31 pm
Hopefully, our future discussion won't melt down into flame wars anymore. I don't take too kindly to requests to play with IEDs. Not that I'm saying I was an innocent in that exchange. We definitely agree that Scorpio7 is an idiot who needs to go.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:27 pm
Not really. I offered a counter-point, and you quickly pointed out something I missed. Y'know, I can't help but think if we'd met some other way, we mighta' been best buddies...Man, I love alliteration.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:26 pm
Thanks, EGD. How gracious of you.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:18 pm
..Ok, with the exception of Clinton, because he was more of a..What do you call a guy who lied about getting his d*ck sucked? Either way, I failed to account for him, so I will concede that one point to you.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:13 pm
As another correction to my posts: 2 embassies, 1 overseas base, 1 warship, and 1 homeland attack = 5 attacks on Clinton's watch where he failed to act appropriately.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
Typo: delete "the" in the last post. Thanks
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
the 3 chances Clinton had to respond and failed.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
To add, any attack on a US embassy, military base, or ship is also considered an attack on US soil. So the 2 African embassies, Khobar Towers and the USS Cole terrorist attacks also count. By the way, that was also on Pres Clinton's watch. That makes...
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 6:33 pm
Exact facts for sure WTFO and right on the mark. The scale of the mere risk of terrorist attacks wasn't something any president faced; Bush was delving into uncharted waters and no one had before.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:27 pm
the same man that planned this attack was the same one who planned 9-11, Kalid Sheik Mohammad. Clinton failed to respond appropriately and catch him, Osama, or any other significant Al Qaeda leadership. Again, you don't have the facts of which you speak.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:25 pm
In 1993, the World Trade Center was attacked and almost brought down by Islamic terrorists. If they had been close to the beam they planned on, the detonation would have brough the tower down. (the parking space was occupied). A key fact in this is that..
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:34 am
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to get some flaming going on. Just asking that you acknowledge that while he did stop it from happening again, we didn't have this situation with the other Presidents.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:33 am
Even though..Bush's Presidency was the first time we actually -had- a -foreign- Terrorist attack on our soil. Yes, I count the Oklahoma City bombings as a terrorist attack. McVeigh wasn't foreign, though. But I digress.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:18 am
with this BS stimulus package. At least Pres Bush protected this nation from another attack for 7 years. Now there is news that Obama's admin is calling for a 10% reduction to the DoD's budget when we are in 2 wars. His policies are putting the US at risk
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Are you seriously comparing Pres Bush to Stalin, "truth"? A dictatorship as opposed to a democracy. Then how about the 14% approval rating of the Congress. Let's see how Pres Obama's ratings go when people start seeing how they were scammed by him...
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Rank of Bush among U.S. presidents with the highest disapproval rating: 1 Average percentage of Americans who approved of the job Bush was doing during his second term: 37
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Percentage of Russians today who approve of the direction their country took under Stalin: 37
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:45 pm
No but I try to think optimistly not paranoidly.You like how Bush handle problem while I don't. Anyway, this side of the globe is already in year 2009. Lets begin with a fresh start and make more funny poster, deal?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:13 am
*America was focused on itself and was isolationist in it's foreign policies...which is what you say we should be NOW? If you wait for someone to get a nuke and use it - would that be better for you?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:12 am
Sometimes someone has to step up and stop the stupidity before it gets out of hand - sometimes that means intervening in other countries. If that had been done early enough in the 1930's millions of lives would have been saved. Of course, back then, Ameri
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:56 am
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:55 am
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:53 am
From my point of view, USA is a great country, I can't deny that but people don't like it when you guy's act like the world police where what you guy's say is what the world must follow or they will be labeled as terrorist, rouge nation and must be destro
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:50 am
there are other useful uses of that technology like electrical engineering. You guy also posses WMD's in one way or another
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:46 am
Ok, I'm following you Matters_Not but can you tell me what is the WMD's you are talking about, the nuke? if you are talking about that, there are more country out there with that you know and just because a country is doing something related to nuke when
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am
"WMD" sorry, bad typo....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
countries in the middle east that are 'suspected" to posess MWD's is the entire worlds problem. America is willing to lead the charge to make sure they dont possess them. you following me spitfire111?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:31 am
The Ramones were/are American ... enough said.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:20 am
I have no problem with America and it's people. They are human too like you and me but when they are more bothered with other countries issues while there are other more important problem in their own country to handle with, that just pissed me off...
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:13 am
*After all, he is the president of USA,not the president of the middle east country or the world demoracy ideology..
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:11 am
*crisis that is happening right now because of Bill Clinton mistake but no, he want to save the other country with the so call "Weapon of Mass Destruction" and dictator when he should be focusing in his own country problem first, don't you think?
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:09 am
fine WTFO, you are right about bill mistake but why Mr. bush who is the president of USA is so eager to "help" to "save" another nation from it's "problem" while he can focus on solving his own country problem. He could had prevent the world economic cris
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:44 pm
Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEsZMvrq-I
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm
--... oh, yeah, a quagmire. Great clip that.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm
Gotta love that video on Youtube showing Cheney in 1994 defending Bush senior for not invading Iraq at the conclusion of the Gulph War ... Dick speculated (rather boldly, I'd say) that such an bugaboo would result in a ... oh, wot's the word that he used?
Elder God Douchebag - December 30, 2008, 11:31 pm
So why didn't he just say he wanted to go in to remove Saddam, instead of the "They have WMDs" excuse? And I believe they didn't find any. Holy shit, right?
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:45 pm
More wrong facts from Spitfire. Clinton signed deregulation laws that allowed the banks to tank. ACORN and liberals in Congress pressured banks to issue sub-prime mortgages, and Bush destroyed a brutal dictator who slaughtered his own people.
Bulgy Mcpackage - December 30, 2008, 11:49 am
i laugh at those who let their political views dictate their emotions. (this bodes ill for many of you below me)
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:22 pm
You should change the poster to saving HIS ass. This guy is responsible for destroying a nation for greed and even cause one of the worst economic crisis since 1930, directly or indirectly. I wonder why you still like him after what he had done, try to b
Tony G - November 13, 2008, 1:42 am
aww another lil bitch contest, this stuff never gets old keep it up this shit is too funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:12 pm
o.o'...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:24 pm
-- Old School Hip Hop and The Cancellation Of Family Ties From Network Television. But you can call me MWLFFTBOHUIMPOBTRAFVATOBVISFEADSTDOVAOSHHATCOFTFNT, for short.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:20 pm
My full name is Motifake Wit Liberation Front For The Betterment Of Humor Used In Motivational Posters Of Both The Real And Fake Varieties As Traded Online By Various Individuals Striving For Entertainment And Diversion Since The Decline Of Vaudeville and
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 6:53 pm
I think you should both just shut the fuck up, be the bigger person and not feel like you need to get the last word in.
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 1:32 pm
And he's still trying, folks. I've been done with this for a few days now. Give it up, WTFO. You're just saying the same shit over and over. It's sad.
WTFO - October 24, 2008, 12:53 pm
Porcelina, I type OD cause it takes less space. Losers in real life tend to give themselves large overcompensating names online.
Haarakkon - October 24, 2008, 11:47 am
I'm with Zed. I also volunteer to be fed the radical Islamic extremists rather than prostituted by corporate American hypocrisy.
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 9:25 pm
You guessed it. OD is just easier to type than Overlord Douchebag, apparently. Hope that cleared things up.
porcelina - October 23, 2008, 7:14 pm
is OD and overlord douchebag the same person...?
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 6:24 pm
Oh, well.
OD - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm
Watching your irrational angry posts amuses me. Don't think for a moment you rattle me. Your persona in motifake is just like your real life -- insignificant.
Porcelina - October 22, 2008, 8:47 pm
I like bratwurst.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:44 pm
Well, you took the time to reply to a comment of mine, so I must be getting to you.
WTFO - October 22, 2008, 6:12 pm
I've got thick skin, so a little bitch like you can't drive me out. For the "Dorito-stained" part check back at the Wait...wait...wait motifake.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is 'Dorito-stained fingers' the best you can do? I can stand opposing views. You're just a fucking retard, WTFO. Also, I have the power of constant bitching on my side. That's how I've run people out of here before.
shog - October 21, 2008, 2:53 am
oh, we can stand your views. We just find it extremely ridiculous.
WTFO - October 21, 2008, 2:39 am
This one was for you and your Dorito-stained fingers OD. You can't kick me outta here. If you can't stand opposing views then yours must be incredibly weak.
porcelina - October 20, 2008, 10:13 pm
I've voted it down, but I don't care enough to do it just to 'shun' him...
Overlord Douchebag - October 20, 2008, 9:10 pm
I would encourage everyone to vote this down and let it rot away, so that WTFO might get the idea that he is not welcome here.
Zed - October 20, 2008, 7:06 pm
I hereby volunteer NOT to be saved.
Ronald Reagan's Corpse - October 20, 2008, 7:04 pm
Braaiiinnssss!! Braiiinsss! George has no Braiinss!!
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! [email protected]!!!!1!!JR3Y7848732164 AHAHAHAHHAHAHA. THAT'S A JOKE, RIGHT?!


WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




A More Perfect Union -




The First Words -


TAGS: freedom speech america usa chaos
Rating: 4.82/5

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Greybeard - April 24, 2015, 7:15 am
Thank you sir. :)
concern3 - April 24, 2015, 6:05 am
AMEN Brother a 5er


AMERICAN BADASS -


TAGS: samuel whittemore american revolutionary war veterans america usa
Rating: 4.82/5

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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:31 pm
That was America. Would you like a Hot Apple Pie with that order, sir?


American Land -


TAGS: pride america usa patriotism honor
Rating: 4.29/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:02 pm
Vanner. Watched it. There's a tear in my beer. Thank you. That was the America I grew up in. Seriously, thank you.
Vanner - October 13, 2014, 11:23 am
Lol, plenty places in the world have as much if not more freedom. Might have been a show but Bill Pulman said it best: http://youtu.be/eVwUphZ37Ww
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:02 am
amen, brother


ETHNOCENTRISM -


TAGS: map world usa ego
Rating: 3.29/5

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Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:11 am
Dunno... I think it's the accent. It might have something to do with the fact that they usually beat us at Rugby, but strangely the Kiwis aren't that bad... Strange phenominon.
Verdeckt - February 17, 2012, 5:44 am
Me too..
caveman - February 17, 2012, 12:04 am
Don't worry, i'm here now.
forseti - February 16, 2012, 6:32 am
So what the hell have the Aussies done to you? Dragon fighters unite!!
Zetmonk - February 16, 2012, 5:33 am
I speak for all South African when I say we simply dislike the Americans, we hate the Aussies. ;-)
forseti - February 16, 2012, 1:16 am
Dear diary, it's Sarah Palin again. I painted you a picture...
Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 2:38 pm
Ha ha ha, I swear a child drew this. Since when did "Yurop" become an island! Anyways, 5L for Scothland XD
RonE - February 15, 2012, 1:46 pm
The rest of the world doesn't hate us. That is what the media reports. People really should actually talk to other citizens. Some do hate us. Most don't give a flip about us and never have.


WELCOME - American Tourists!




LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP - That's what the best friendships are made of.




- An insult used by those who wish for a failure instead of a success in order to say they were right


TAGS: obama president usa fail win awesome
Rating: 2.86/5

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Bartimaeus - December 16, 2009, 1:23 am
I thought politifake.org was supposed to eliminate the need for this sort of debate...mbq
Ponjiu Kublic - December 16, 2009, 1:20 am
Well, uh, gee. If socialism were so great, it would not be an insult would it? But you implicitly admit that it is. On the other hand, COMMUNIST fits better. When a statement of fact IS an insult.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:18 am
The USSR wasn't any more Socialist than the People's Democratic Republic if China is Democratic or a republic, either one.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:16 am
Right-wingers can't seem to get their heads out of the Cold War long enough to remember that it was the *Communists* who were running their economies into the ground trying to deny their people freedom and liberty.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:14 am
Too bad for the Republicans that Canada and most of Europe have proved that Socialism, in the context of a democracy, CAN work.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 6, 2009, 1:36 am
I'm afraid not. It's an accurate description of the man's policies and actions spoken out of genuine concern for the country and the direction it's headed in. It has nothing to do with who's "right". You as most leftists miss the entire point.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:05 pm
Name.... you stealing quotes from Plato again?
a name of no use - July 5, 2009, 11:01 pm
Can't people just use the internet to jerk off like God intended?
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:47 pm
And now my avatar is gone....time to introduce.....ELMO!!!!
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:46 pm
I can always count on you aggy. To reign me in when I start getting all nimbly bimbly. Thanks...
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 8:40 pm
MO, it's a lofty wish indeed... utopian, even. But then you'll get others wanting animal cruelty removed, religious removed, canadian references removed, girls that won't have sex with you removed, etc... you get it.
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:21 pm
Mr Motifake, I am writing you to BEG and PLEAD you to create a thrid site. A site dedicated for ploitical use only. Can you take a vote of some kind? A voting button for yea or nay? Something? These politifakes are out of control. Thanks, MO.
Anonymous2 - July 5, 2009, 8:15 pm
Idiot - a word describing someone who thinks the man named "Most Liberal U.S. Senator" will "govern from the middle" as President.


Countdown To Zero -


TAGS: winners loser presidents usa history
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:11 am
I liked the 3rd best :)
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2014, 1:36 am
I thought Reagan's was "Shut up!" or "Seen one redwood, seen 'em all" or "We start bombing in ten minutes".


RECRUITING TECHNOLOGY -




SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING - Fucking with the United States of America can be hazardous to your health


TAGS: usa
Rating: 3.76/5

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SERVICEMEN - All gave some, some gave all


TAGS: usa america military heros
Rating: 3.56/5

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WTFO - November 17, 2011, 11:28 pm
Proud to serve with you Sterrane.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2011, 8:52 pm
Canada?
Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 7:04 pm
I know this is an older poster.. and as a Vet, thank you for the honor of serving THE greatest country.. period!
aesop's folly - October 27, 2009, 7:55 pm
5/5, nuff said
Mark - February 17, 2009, 12:36 pm
LogicDude - Calm down, he's gone. WTFO - Thanks, nice poster. Scorpio7 (where ever you are) Eat shit and die! You could never get past the psychological screening. MotiFake Admins - Thank you so much for getting rid of Scorpio7.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am
"There is no way, NO WAY, that you come from my loins..." In short, he may have played a computer war game at one time but he was NEVER a part of any REAL military. Even during the draft we had standards he couldn't have met.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:36 am
Why do I question the honesty of you post S7-Timmy? Since a vast majority of the comments I've read from you show a complete lack of intelligence, integrity, honor, or patriotism. Don't try to stand with great folks of courage, you haven't earned it.
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:36 am
EXCELLENT! As a Vet, I thank you!


UFO'S - They don't exist?


TAGS: usa intelligence ufo s weather
Rating: 2.8/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:34 pm
Ever.
A sense of humour: - January 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
get one.


BANKRUPTCY -




FRENCH - because smelling bad and eating snails isn't enough.


TAGS: french assholes usa rocks
Rating: 2.23/5

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AslanBalaur - December 4, 2015, 3:07 am
Guess two ignoramus' forgot that the USA wouldn't exist if it weren't for the French. America was on the fast track to loose the Revolution till the French stepped in.


THE PLANET EARTH - No way near as complicated as you would have first thought... So what is your little part of paradise famous for..?? Just call me 'Frodo'...


TAGS: earth lord planet rings usa
Rating: 3.73/5

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Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 9:58 pm
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150113975456648&set=a.448426491647.245745.654951647
Hawamleh - January 1, 2011, 1:19 pm
War and a bit of Oil :D
Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 12:25 pm
We have artsy-fartsy-mailorder sammich makers...
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:17 am
5 artsy-fartsy lions ;)


USA - The image sums it all up.


TAGS: world view usa wine vietnam nukes war
Rating: 3.31/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:42 am
man this is g55d
TheGrayFox - May 22, 2010, 9:01 am
Freaking funny
Spangle - September 20, 2009, 7:39 pm
I'll have you know it's pointed at the republic of ireland, not england.
Me - September 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
If England is the 52nd State...whats the 51st?
superduper - April 27, 2009, 3:28 pm
Telemarketing would have been cool in india. Also Drunk commies would have been good instead of drunk losers.
Nonsense - April 4, 2009, 7:44 pm
Where's India? It needs "Tech Support"!
Signe - February 14, 2009, 9:40 am
Aww thank you :D
Khatmonsuk - February 14, 2009, 4:42 am
Respond to Signe: Yeah I know xD. And I got a little bit mad cause they didnt drawn Sweden. Otherwise it would say: "Pretty girls"
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:16 pm
Sweden is pretty much in the ocean in this picture... Not even drawn there


BUDGET CUTS - Ok, now its getting ridiculous




OVER NINE-THOUSAND! - ZOMG!


TAGS: over nine thousand 9000
Rating: 1.56/5
Movie Buff - November 4, 2009, 1:21 pm
Learn your fucking movies. This is a classic. 1.21. He fucking screams it. Jesus.
jay - July 4, 2009, 6:01 pm
its 1.21 gigawatts
beaux - June 12, 2009, 8:43 pm
1.21 gigawats


Reusable Shopping Bags -


TAGS: reusable bags green hypocrisy
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:41 pm
I at least have good intentions. I bring all my bags, but forget them in the back of my '98 Chevy Blazer.
Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 1:41 am
But surely the lack of polyethylene bags easily offsets the gasoline consumption of my Hummer!


FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.


TAGS: military america usa arlington soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.31/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thank you, FS.
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:49 am
Great poster WTFO.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Be a man! Pluck that last little bastard.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
Anyone else notice how no matter how much you trim your nosehair. There's always one little bugger that drives you crazy....maybe it's just me.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm
Hey Stupid...Funny, glad to see you figured out how to use the Copy and Paste functions of your computer. May I suggest you find another of my posters titled "Self-Appointed "funny" police. If you don't like my posters....SUCK IT!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yes it is.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:23 am
Haar, I appreciate your kind words. You get it. While we disagree on many points, you provide support for your positions and we can discuss topics in a respectful manner. That is all I ask of anyone but when attacked I tend to respond. I hope he's done.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:21 am
Sean, I haven't yet checked out this "bulgy challenge". It sounds a little suspicious to me. I'm not sure I want to see your "bulgy". Why are you pushing this thing like a used car salesman?
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:20 am
Canuck, I don't quit when you call me a "racist" as your way of giving up arguing with me. Like I said elsewhere, I provide support and facts to back up my positions. You just use ignorant, unfounded attacks. So, bite me, eh.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 11:05 am
WTFO, those were well-reasoned counter-points. As noted, you've never slipped in to that mode with our discussions. And that's much appreciated.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:45 am
That`s exacty why you should kick his Fox "News" watching ass, by taking the Bulgy challenge.
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:34 am
Boy even when you give up arguing with this guy he just keeps going eh.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Hey, you know who might be a Liberal? Bulgy. That's who. I mean, I once saw him drink Kool Aid. So go take the Bulgy challenge (3 lines max).
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:09 am
There are major problems with both parties. I disagree with certain decisions from both sides. However, the far left that controls the govt right now possess a philosophy that is far different than my own so they get the brunt of my criticizms.
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:07 am
pinko commies, facists, tofu-farting-tree-huggin hippies, Kool-aid guzzlers, etc (ha). Seriously, I try to reserve the liberal term for those who espouse the far-left agenda of socialism and either defend the left blindly or attack the right blindly...
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:04 am
Mr. Haar, I agree that a number of my comment chains have dropped to attacks. I certainly would prefer logical debates (and I get those as well). I try hard not to attack until attacked. Also, not everyone who disagrees with me is a "liberal". They can be
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:02 am
to form, you'll call me another name or distract from the facts. As a final note, I post what I like. Your whining about this being a humor site will not sway any of my actions. You don't like my posters, tough. Go find long-cat and get your giggles.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
Agreement between our countries provide for intelligence sharing. Therefore, intel gathered by our CIA helps defend your freedoms as well as Canadian intel helps defend the US. See this is how a facts-based discussion looks like. However, if you stay true
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
As for your assertion that the military and the CIA haven't protected Canada, you are again wrong. Through NORAD, US military partner with Canadian forces to protect the N. American continent (mostly with US systems and bases). As for the CIA, Memos of
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:56 pm
disagree with the socialist policies of the President and Congress doesn't make you racist. It's a pathetic defense mechinism being used by liberals and Dems right now. Much like the Reps unfairly used the term "unpatriotic" to quiet dissent after 9-11.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:54 pm
Canuck, I asked specifically what in any of my posters has been racist. You provided no proof. You just switched tactics to call the passive-aggressive racist. Again, you can't see into my mind or heart so screw you and your assertions. Just because you
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 8:49 am
I LOVE me some Paraguay!!!!
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:59 am
And truly, what does a Canadian national owe the CIA? If you can give me an answer, I'll concede that Canuck has no valid points. As has also been stated before, Canada and Mexico have one common problem between them.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:56 am
Awright, I didn't want to get into it, but far too often I have seen WFTO's arguments denigrate to baseless personal attacks. Generally the phrase "liberal" is associated with someone who doesn't share his viewpoint. Note: I have not been besmirched.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
*forgive the "it's"
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
Canuck, dude, yer arguing with members of the only empire in history NOT to collect tribute from it's "colonies", satellites, and protectorate states. And they don't see that as a problem. Go figure.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:07 am
section for a reason. I also noticed it does not say Positive comments only. Maybe i will leave arguing on the internet to those who have the time. I wonder if this site will ever return to what it was before it became a soapbox.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:00 am
Actually a small town in northwestern Ontario. I grew up surrounded by american tourists, all asking silly igloo and dog sled questions. Maybe i wound up a little jaded. I'm not sure what "troll" means for sure but i do know this site has a comments secti
Sean - April 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mark, friend ... I AM Canadian. Since when has that not been enough for you? Hmmmm?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:56 pm
I don't leave the USA unless I have to. Every Canadian I've met has been in uniform and we were supporting them. Maybe that's why they were so pro-American. But go ahead...tell me what points are valid in Canuck's comments. The 1 about it not being funny?
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:37 pm
Ever been to Canada? They don't all love us, any more than all Americans love Paraguay. The racist comment was out of line, as WTFO has never made any indication of such leanings. Some of the rest of that post was on the mark, though.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:27 pm
...has been pro-American. His comment calling WTFO a racist is without any basis whatsoever. I believe that Canuck is just another Timmy Troll.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:25 pm
I don't think his comments are valid at all. Like I said, I think he's just trolling for a fight. The poster is not arrogant at all. It's truthful and patriotic. His comments are uncalled for and are inciting argument. Every Canadian I've met in person...
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
I think he's got some valid points, Mark. It's been said that if the national illness of the USA is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. Would it make a difference if he was Slovakian?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 9:48 pm
After reading through all of these comments, it seems to me that Canuck is cut from the same "Timmy Cloth" as Dr. Rank and Neerow. I think he's nothing more than a trolling ass wipe. I doubt that he's Canadian. I'll bet he's in Gay Commune in California.
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
The caption says "brought to you" not brought to americans. The poster is fine the caption is the problem. Am i wrong in thinking this is a humor site! and therefore the posters should at least be an attempt at humor?
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:41 pm
...did you maybe misinterpret the meaning and then get into it with WTFO? Or were you just spoilin' for a tussle with him? Just asking!!!
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:39 pm
Ummmm, yeah. Canuck? Why are you even concerned with commenting about how free Americans are or aren't? The poster is clearly aimed at the US and doesn't imply that anyone else (like Canada) owes their freedom to us. Just wonderin' why you stepped in...
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 3:54 pm
Many of your posters have a basis in racism even if it is passive aggressive racism. I am not from Quebec.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:33 am
On a more serious note, Parti Quebecois is more than welcome to take a long walk off a short pier, preferably at Greater Slave Lake right before a freeze.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:27 am
Oh, it's not going to be a military invasion, per se. They're sending over thought-control beams from their CBC affiliates. See what happened in Detroit and Buffalo?
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:17 am
from the North border. I'm not worried. Most Canadians are great and those who subscribe to the Quebec style of thought are too pathetic and weak to be of any real danger.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:15 am
Too funny. Like I've said, I've worked with great folks from Canada through NORAD type assignments. I just don't like this prick and his accusations and personal attacks. I used the same joke on a former boss of mine who was from Alaska. As for a threat
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:54 am
So I like the joke *looks around nervously*, but since 80% of the populace is within 100 miles of the border, I am ever cognizant of the threat of invasion as well. Google Canadian World Domination to see the plans.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:45 am
Ouch! It's ironic for me, because several Iditarod contenders train within 60 miles of me, including a 3 or 4 time champion. And yes, I'm in the States, but not too far off the border. I've found there's a lot to like about our neighbors to the North.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 1:30 am
Now, for Haar, I'll inject some levity. Do you know why they don't teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Canuck's home town? ... It's too rough on the sled dogs.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:32 am
racism knows that I don't give a damn what color someone's skin is. You (and several others) have once again proven a quote by Peter Brimelow, "the modern definition of a 'racist' is someone winning an argument with a liberal". So, FUCK OFF MOTHER FUCKER!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:30 am
resort to the dumbass liberal standby, by trying to label me a racist. I don't back down from bullshit like that. You can take your accusation and stuff it up your socialist ass you low-life Quebec faggot. Anyone who has seen my comments on the topic of
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:28 am
While I appreciate your attempt at levity, Haar, there needs to be something else pointed out. This canadian piece of shit called me a racist. You have obviously lost the debate due to your lack of facts or support for you ignorant positions so you had to
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
Heh. Yeah, I'd figure as much, especially with the playoffs. Just trying to interject some levity.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 3:20 pm
If i had that kind of career i would be too busy nailing hockey sluts to check out these posters.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 1:39 pm
Oh. I thought you were playing for Vancouver.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:37 pm
Im a canadian you idiots i owe nothing to your goverment and have far more freedom than any american. If you feel singled out wtfo maybe its because of all the racist and hateful crap you post. Why not use wit instead of inflammatory nonsense?
Passer By - April 19, 2009, 9:03 am
You Canuck are the one who started out making a brainless comment. Keep your opinions up there in the north country and quit stinking up the place down here in a country that's free.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:25 am
Like you, he gains sustenance from talking about politics. Instead of eating a sammich, a conversation about the social policies of Obama will hit the spot.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:14 am
Finally, why does it seem that you are seeking out my posters for you ignorance and attacks? Do you have a crush? Are you lonely and need of attention? I suggest you buy a dog, I'm spoken for.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:12 am
sent us to Iraq where we could eliminate a dictator who was a danger to his neighbors, Israel, the US and his own people. Don't talk about bravery since you obviously have no idea what it means. Risking you life to bring freedom to others is brave.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:11 am
since the 1970s. Our enemies cross into several countries. We were attacked on 9-11, but the liberal lie is that our war is only with Al Qaida. They are one of many threats to this nation and the world. Pres Bush was smart enough to realize that fact and
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:08 am
enjoy. If you live in the US, then your freedom was absolutely provided to you by the govt, military and the CIA. If you are too ignorant to realize that fact then there is no hope for you. As far as the war, radical Islam has been at war with the US
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:05 am
I'd love to know who made you the motifake humor judge, Canuck. I also see no arrogance in this poster, I see appreciation, patriotism and respect for those who understand that the freedom we enjoy in the US is earned by a small few for all of us to
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm
By the way passer by you are so witty, could you keep making brainless comments without making an actual point. That sorta thing always makes me chuckle. Maybe you could explain how this poster is not arrogant and is funny? Its not a demotivational poster
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
Be proud to be sentient, proud to be intelligent or proud to pass on a willingness to accept others. Race and Nationality are not things you earned they were given to you. You cant be proud of something you did not earn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:56 pm
My freedom was not in any way provided by the American Gov't or the C I A. Need I remind you that fighting a war YOU started does not make you brave. But ending it would. Its because of this kind of angry pride that your kids grow up to hate for no reason
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:00 am
Yes you are Canuck.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow arrogant! and not funny!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:02 am
Trying to answer you is a waste of time Timmy, you wouldn't understand.
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:32 am
Truth hurts, don't it? :P
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:50 pm
Blah, blah, blah, Timmy.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:25 pm
If the military and the CIA are bringing us freedom, why do they keep letting the government pass laws that restrict it?


TRINITY...HELP! - When you wish your world was the matrix




DON"T HATE ME - because I'm beautiful...


TAGS: susan boyle hate beautiful not so much
Rating: 1.93/5

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stavro1 - December 11, 2009, 6:48 pm
and yet she'll never get a guy


COMPLACENCY - Never underestimate the power of putting off till tomorrow something you could have done today.




THE UNITED STATES - The cams and the ...err, the stars and the blinds ...err stripes, A symbol for freedom, peace and security. Since July 4, 1776.


TAGS: usa stars and stripes viba
Rating: 3.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:57 pm
Lol, that's . . . . . whoa. . . . wait this isn't politifake ;-)
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 8:26 am
Hey Orwell, I see what you're doing behind those blinds, and don't come crying to me when you grow hair on your palms
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:31 pm

one nation under CCTV....Britain led the way long before the USA ever tried it.


MILITARY RULE #13 - Tracer rounds work in both directions!


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.39/5

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WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:39 am
How about (since I'm Air Force) we call in an air strike with GPS munitions instead?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:38 am
Good point. Definitely more noticable at night than the day but an excellent observation.
spencer - August 14, 2009, 2:55 pm
dont mean to argu with the rules. but doesn't firing the gun alone give away your position. it is a big flash.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
Valid point. Just hope he doesn't have friends.
ranger - June 13, 2009, 10:09 pm
only if you're still alive after the first round


AL-QAEDA RESORT & SUMMER CAMP - Start um' Young!




US GOVERMENT IT DEPARTMENTS - Because government infrastructure is THAT important


TAGS: it cisco simpsons usa goverment
Rating: 2.5/5


AMERICANS - Just face it. You're hated globally.


TAGS: americans usa hate nazis yanks idiots spam tunnel
Rating: 2.46/5

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You know what - August 18, 2009, 7:12 am
you know what. If america is the new nazis. The rest of you motherfuckers better start getting in those ovens pretty damn quick. We want to make the title legit after all. Europe we will start with you line up please.
RnR - August 16, 2008, 6:34 am
Nevertheless, you're all guilty, by letting a minority vote getting the top cheese in power.
not american - August 15, 2008, 8:36 pm
amd the united states government are too stupid to realise that the taliban do not represent afghanistan. or have anything to do with iraq. but whacha gonna do?!
American - August 15, 2008, 6:56 pm
Yeah. Because people are too stupid to realize that one American doesn't represent the whole country.


USA HOCKEY - Maybe we should just stick with baseball...?




ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT -


TAGS: usmc marines usa merica
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:47 am
I first heard this little ditty from a 'Nam vet ... Good job! 5L


THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST -




MISS USA 2011 - Says "Thank you Satan you rock!"


TAGS: miss usa satan you rock
Rating: 4.6/5

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Budog - June 22, 2011, 10:19 pm
Maybe she is saying "I love Satan"...
SirPhit - June 22, 2011, 7:18 pm
LOL cloudchaser!!
Budog - June 20, 2011, 2:22 pm
LOL, close enough for me...
Cloudchaser - June 20, 2011, 10:11 am
She may have confused Devil Horns with the deaf handsign for Love


Soccer -




OSAMA BIN LADEN -


TAGS: laden osama predator missile usa
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 6:00 pm

lolz
alldayfighter - May 3, 2011, 1:06 am
yeah but in the head, not in the left shoulder! uhh is that alien behind predator?


ON THE RIGHT -


TAGS: sean connery immortal last crusade
Rating: 3.3/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
And Keith Richard and Dick Clark are undead (Clark's in hiding to throw off the Vampire Hunters)


AMERICAN SERVICEMEN - A proud tradition of providing and defending freedom around the world


TAGS: usa america military soldiers marines flag us
Rating: 3.16/5

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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Well, we did help free them from the Russian invasion. Unfortunately, Congress didn't fund rebuilding efforts that may have prevented the Taliban from taking control. Hopefully, we can do it right this time and maybe add a (2) next to the country.
iliketuna - October 13, 2009, 5:07 pm
can afghanistan really be put on there until you've finished the job?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Thanks, TS.
Todd Snyder - September 3, 2009, 10:03 pm
Amen - 5 lions 4 u!
a name of no use - July 24, 2009, 2:55 am
Freedom!Freedom!Freedom!Oy!
Anon - July 24, 2009, 2:36 am
facepalm.jpg
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:09 am
Wow, LogicDude. You are a wealth of info. Good on ya!
Dutch army - May 29, 2009, 3:46 am
Free then :P
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
If by "liberated" you mean some of the women were going braless and could vote...maybe. ;-)
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 4:33 pm
Nah but the south of holland was already partially liberated.
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:53 pm
"A Bridge Too Far" for a pretty accurate depiction of the Op. Great movie!!!
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:52 pm
Market Garden was the first entry - other than by Agents - into the Netherlands. The British 1st Airborne Division dropped into Arnhem as part of Market Garden and XXX Corps (Brit armored forced) was poised to attack up the highway. Check out the movie...
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 3:47 pm
Youre right logic dude about the massive support to china and the help of congeuring the netherlands but I tought the british were the first to enter holland. Even before operation market garden.
Agent K - May 28, 2009, 3:16 pm
pretty much every island in the south pacific should be on there as well
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:06 pm
receipt of assistance from the Allies in the latter part of WW2. They pretty much pwned anyone who tried to mess with them though...bunch of badasses on skis!
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:04 pm
China received assistance first from US pilots in the "Flying Tigers" and also massive logistical support. A US Army General - "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell - also served as the Chinese Leader's Chief of Staff. The Finland bullet was probably due to their...
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:02 pm
True - those countries listed that were freed during WW2 should probably be footnoted to include our "Allies" - but US troops were the first in the Netherlands during Operation Market Garden, liberating Eindhoven (101st Abn) and Nijmegen (82nd Abn)...
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
I am not anti USA but just want to clarify some things that are wrong by this austrian guy who made this poster. Still a funny poster tough with the sarcasm in it.
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 2:42 pm
Things I noticed: Netherlands was liberated by the canadians with help of usa. China was never liberated by any nation. Finland was an ally of germany and was never liberated but held its independance because of a deal with the russians.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:51 pm
hate for anyone's race on this site! I can show you were I've blasted those for their racism.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:50 pm
anyone who spoke out against the war as "unpatriotic" or for the enemy. While some folks' actions and words were definitely unpatriotic and helpful to the enemy, most were not and shouldn't have been lumped in with that hateful group. But again, PROVE my
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:48 pm
equate to hating his race. Only a retarded fucknut would make that connection. Far-left ass holes like you are defending their choices by labeling anyone who dares to disagree as a "racist". It is just as stupid as when the far right jerks labeled
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:47 pm
in another poster and I missed deleting it where it didn't belong. I have since gotten better about providing more thorough edits of my posters. Please provide evidence of my "hate" for any race on this site. Disagreeing with someone's policies doesn't
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:45 pm
You asked the same question in a few of my posters. I answered it in one of them but here you go again: If you've ever created a poster (instead of just trashing others' work) you'd know that tags pop up automatically. The phrase "white" was appropriate
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 12:21 pm
While I'm at it. You type hate all over this site. And don't know why I call you a racist? Have fun living in your dream world.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 11:28 am
Wow you really just don't get it do you? Answer my question about the "white" tag. Otherwise I'm done with your racist bullshit. Seriously. Justify it.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:10 am
How about I call you Bullshit or BS for now on since that is all you know how to post. FOMF!
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:09 am
Seriously?? You type MOOOOOOOOOO all over this site and don't know why I called you a cow? If you were any more ignorant, someone would have to water you twice a week.
mooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:20 am
Is it because your speak and spell tells you to? I am not a cow!!!
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:18 am
Why do you keep calling me cow?
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:11 am
this poster is self-serving then that is your opinion (which like others you've posted, is wrong and highlights your own ignorance) and I have no interest in changing your opinion. You can't bring logic to the blissfully ignorant.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:10 am
men and women that served before me, for those brave folks I serve with today and for those who will follow in our footsteps. It also recognizes the country that has brought more freedom to the world than any other in history (at great cost). If you think
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:08 am
Yes, cow, I understand that the US didn't act alone in several of the efforts of bring freedom. For Timmy Canuck, again with the ignorant personal attacks, you pathetic little butt pirate? I submit posters like this as a tribute to those brave men and
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 12:06 am
Uh if you dont do it for the recognition why do you put up posters like this 1 you lying hypocrite. i am sure most servicemen have good intentions but you just seem to want a pat on the back and a hero cookie.
mooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 1:09 am
While I agree that the US did a lot of good during WW2. WTFO, did u say allied forces liberated Finland ? You know "Allied" doesn't mean American Right?
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:37 pm
others. However, I don't expect recognition or appreciation (it'd be nice but I don't expect it) for the US. In the military, we don't do it for recognition. We do it because someone has to hold the line. I'm proud to be on that line protecting others.
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:35 pm
time we are being called imperialists, terrorists, etc. from the leaders of some of our WWII allies. No country in the history of the world has helped other countries more through humanitarian and military efforts. I'm proud of the US and how it helps
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:32 pm
that NATO, which was created out of WWII, doesn't have much military teeth without US involvement. When countries are being attacked (from outside aggression or from within) it's the US who answers the call to save lives and promote liberty. At the same
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:30 pm
Europe about us. The Russians had a mojor impact on the war as well. The difference is the US didn't keep the countries it liberated. We only asked for a little land to bury our dead who bravely fought for Europe's freedom. Fast forward to today, and we
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:28 pm
LD, cosider it a write off, $500 Canadian is only like $200 American (or it was until the market tanked). WWII was won by the Allies not by the US alone. However, our involvement was significant and it angers me to hear all the US bashing that goes on in
LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:22 pm
BTW Sean, now that you bring it up you still owe me $500 Canadian.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:34 pm
AMERICA They're kinda like the father-in-law, who loaned you the money that time ... so you and your pregant wife ... could move out of his basement.
Elredin - April 21, 2009, 9:30 pm
ok one more time america we DONT hate you for your help no we are quite greatful but we DO hate the fact you keep reminding us of it at every opportunity besides we faught too and without us as well you would have fallen too we won the war TOGETHER!
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:37 am
- lives for yours.
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:37 am
- they come running as soon as the shit hits the fan. Man up, you Eurotrash pussies - throughout history you and other countries have needed help, whether or not you had the spine to admit it. The least you can do is man up and thank those who gave their
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:36 am
- else was just dead weight. The French had gotten their ass handed to them, and the Brits were hiding in subway tunnels. The war started in '39, America got into it in '41 and it ended in '45. Last few days my ass. Everybody loves to hate on the USA but
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:34 am
Some Europeans in here are in dire need of a history lesson. Americans didn't win WWII? Gee, I'm sorry. I must have missed the part where Europeans won the war in the Pacific or did jack shit on the western front. Russians and Americans won WWII. Everyone
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 8:57 pm
This list came from an Australian political cartoonist. It represents a foreign national's belief in how the US has provided freedom around the globe. It's dumb to not respect a nation that has fought and sacrificed for so many others' freedoms.
Aqa - April 10, 2009, 9:47 am
...Agendas aside, the list just names countries on whose territories wars were fought, and the US were involved at a point. It doesn't even take notice if the US were connected with any regime change. You could make a list, but this is not it. It's..dumb
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 5:48 pm
I would argue semantics on that, H. We can look at the bunch running the show now and see that clearly.
Hector - March 26, 2009, 7:54 am
I'd like to suggest reading a book or two or three. Chalmers Johnson's "Blowback" series. At least Wiki Chalmers Johnson and read a synopsis. America is not intrinsically evil but America's government often acts shamefully.
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 11:40 pm
We provide freedom, not imperialism. You can hate all you want but few other countries in the world have what it takes to do the right thing. So Step Up or Step Aside.
Purity - March 25, 2009, 7:30 am
Another dictator overthrown and country occupied by America's new wave of imperialism. Yay... Nothing against the servicemen though. Most of them, anyways... Who am I kidding?.. I hate America... -_-;
Captain History - February 20, 2009, 6:40 am
PNG was part of Australia at the time - also wrt ww2 thanks for profiteering before coming in...Really helped the allied cause...
xxx - February 19, 2009, 2:29 pm
yeah.... i love when americans say that they won ww 1/2..... they just come up in last few days, and hooray-we won, you all should be grateful..... lol
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 11:44 pm
Awwwww poor guy, inferiority complex got ya down? Join up with the ragheads and help to put us in our place then. I'm sure we can find a suicide belt for you somewhere to practice with...
not-american - February 17, 2009, 8:28 pm
wow. the sheer arrogance of americans will never cease to amaze me. it's like you think the world would fall to shit if you weren't there to invdade countries every couple of years. you didn't stop WW1, you didn't stop WWII. there WERE no WMD in iraq.Deal
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 3:00 pm
no fucking idea what you just said. I was in a SFOR in 99 in Gorazde, and in KFOR 08 in slim lines Pirstina. not being inapropriate is that some px thing?
Mark - January 27, 2009, 2:29 pm
oh shuddup - At risk of getting too personal, are you with KFOR or what? I spent some time in FYROM at CAS. Is Brown & Root Services still working there and what is your opinion of BRS? If you feel it inappropriate to answer, I'll understand.
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 2:05 pm
closest thing to stable and normal values, sure MTV sucks and Mcdonalds make you fat, and dumb people roam the place, but you take a look at kosovars, and youll be begging to live in hicksville alabama in 2 seconds, and im not even white
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 2:03 pm
so where you from greg ole boy? somewhere european i suppose, with the western values? or perhaps one of those bastions of democracy such as Saudi Arabia or Yemen? cuz we know those fuckers got freedom... come on, yanks arent perfect, but they are the
LogicDude - January 27, 2009, 10:58 am
Poor greg...he's never been quite the same since the "Brady Bunch" went off the air.
greg - January 27, 2009, 10:24 am
f** u fat asses what u call "freedom" is ur stinky capitalism, u fu**ing NAZIS I hope u all burn in hell. CURSE AMERICA land of stupidity and money
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:28 pm
and wait for them to come around... nobody likes living in the shit, just takes some people longer to realize it. In the end they come around to us. just cant scream in their ears "WE ARE NUMBER ONE" all the fucking time
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
aculturation, was allowing tribes and people come to them, giving them time, allowing them to want to be like them, not the forcefeeding that big companies do, and the politics condone. you cant change the fuckers overnight. gotta show that shiny carrot
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:24 pm
hell ill eat it, i prefer healthy food, but ill eat burgers, but the thing is expecting other cultures, that are way off, to adopt the lifestyle, because it works for the states. I was reading up on romans a couple of weeks back and their way of ->
LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 8:23 am
We are fueled by the Big Mac...kind of sucks at times, but that and french fries are what we run on.
oh shuddup - January 25, 2009, 8:40 pm
ive been blessed to work with yanks in kosovo and bosnia, and...im still fucking confused as how they got to be a superpower, because throwing money at problems is hardly the way to go. "oh we like mcdonalds so we better build one here" is just wrong
LogicDude - January 25, 2009, 3:17 pm
Sometimes it's hard to ask for help and even harder to say "thank you" after you get it.
oh shuddup - January 25, 2009, 12:58 pm
Then how come nobody likes the fuckers ?
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:20 am
Finland was occupied by the Nazis in WWII. Allied forces liberated them.
insanit - January 20, 2009, 1:38 am
When the hell did America save finland?
William Clinton - January 8, 2009, 4:29 am
Go Team America!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 1:21 am
America does indeed rock freedom, and it rocks it hard!
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:44 am
Bad joke, forgiven.
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 12:34 am
That was a bad joke, I apologize.
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 12:33 am
Until China can pump out freedom at three cents a unit, you mean, Porcelina? Freedom with traces of lead?
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:15 am
Hey, Porc! We're on the same side on this one. Excellent!
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 3:06 am
Thanks for nothing? By no means do I support war, but never say thanks for nothing. We have our freedom (for the most part), so if you would like to go move to China go right the fuck ahead.
Lixus - January 6, 2009, 2:57 am
Haha! Ain't this somethink :D What can I say, well.. "Thanks for nothing " :D
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 6:08 pm
we fought china on N. Korean soil in the early 50's. also....wasn't china invading Tibet at that time also? im gonna have to look this up now.....its gonna bug me....thnx alot....lol
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:27 am
MN, China didn't become a real Communist nation (actually EVER) until 1949 - after WWII. They chased the good guys onto what we now call Taiwan.
John - January 5, 2009, 3:46 am
America, we'll liberate the SHIT out of you!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 2:10 am
but they were commies. and we ended up fighting them again in N Korea 10 years later. im torn on this one bud
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
...because the 2nd Seno-Japanese war ended up being rolled into WWII. Therefore, China was our ally at the time.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 11:38 pm
Like I said, I didn't create the poster so the list isn't by my standards. However, I think it should count.
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 11:23 pm
huh! thanks for the info WTFO. i knew they were involved with japan but i still dont know if i would consider them for the list on the poster. does that qualify?
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:50 pm
BTW, Matters not. China was fighting Japan in the 2nd Seno-Japanese war, which came to an end when the US got Japan to surrender in 1945.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:39 pm
...if you're not American, I'm sure we'll be visiting your country soon. I recommend investing in ear-plugs, bombing runs can get pretty loud.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:38 pm
/b/, how many servivemen/women do you know? If you're an American, then your a disrespectful uneducated piece of shit for trying to put down those who defend your freedom.
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 2:52 pm
At one time or another in our nation's history we either freed, helped to free, or assisted these places from takeover. A lot of them in the last century...have to look at every conflict we were in to see some of them.
Elder God Douchebag - January 4, 2009, 11:58 am
Considering the usage of -fag in its name, I'm gonna have to go with /b/tard.
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 3:57 am
what the hell is this dude talking about below? someone help me out here.
EUfag - January 4, 2009, 3:56 am
brainwashed morons. u took it up the A from ur drillsarge one time too many
Sean - January 4, 2009, 2:56 am
not yet = Cuba *sigh*
Sean - January 4, 2009, 2:55 am
Not ... yet ... * index finger touch to nose *
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:55 am
China? where was i for that one?
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:51 am
also......why do you say Cuba? we never liberated them!
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:48 am
Iwo Jima is not a counrty. it is a part of the ogasawara islands wich are still considered a "part" of tokyo, Japan.
TK - January 3, 2009, 8:38 am
Forgot Phillipines, Guadacanal, Iwo Jima, Okinawa, Cuba, China, to name a few more


ONE - One is exotic and something you want to see atleast once in your life. The other one...not so much.


TAGS: europe usa life exotic view
Rating: 3/5

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MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 3:06 pm
teehee and another burger it turns into a string bikini!
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 3:03 pm
The main difference is that the one on the left was always a thong...the one on the right turned into one...
MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:52 pm
Looks like they buy their pants at the same store?
boston - July 14, 2012, 11:49 pm
Seems thaat size is not considered, None of them can find the correct size


AMERICA - World's third biggest nation, world's first biggest ego




ARMED & DANGEROUS -


TAGS: usaf air force aircrew women armed dangerous c 130
Rating: 2.7/5

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know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:17 pm
mattress delivery? no wait dishwasher delivery, or is it an airborne sammich maker expo?
Cloudchaser - March 15, 2010, 12:25 am
Especially if it's an AC-130 gunship


MEGAN FOX'S THUMBS - They may be weird, But now I keep thinking about her eating a polish sausage.


TAGS: megan fox tumbs sausage
Rating: 2.2/5

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GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 10:16 pm
I call BULLSHIOT!! you want her to stick in her thumb, and pull out your dumb! 1L


OMG! - USA has some guy in a headlock, WITH THEIR ASS!


TAGS: usa
Rating: 1.83/5

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CONSEQUENCES -


TAGS: merica usa b52
Rating: 4.8/5

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Oldsod - April 2, 2015, 6:42 am
Look at it this way...who is more likely to get mugged? Caspar Milquetoast or John Rambo?
EmilioDumphque - April 2, 2015, 4:18 am
Seems to me that there's a word for those who use terror to get their way...
steve1961 - April 2, 2015, 2:54 am
Still effective...no matter what it's called...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2015, 10:28 pm
Most of the world calls that "American logic"
EmilioDumphque - April 1, 2015, 2:31 pm
Bully's logic: If you don't behave the way I think you should, I'll pound you!


CONDOM TESTER -


TAGS: condom testing susan
Rating: 3.9/5

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Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 11:35 pm
Daydreams and a water-filled prophylactic by the name of Mr. Floppy.
Sean - November 25, 2009, 11:31 pm
She has nothing but her daydreams to get her through her shift.
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 7:36 pm
That is clever shit, right there. 5/5


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA -


TAGS: canada usa
Rating: 3.83/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:26 am
So then, what's Alaska?
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 9:56 pm
I guess I live where the camera would be...Central, NY during school, and the Capital District of NY during break. Both get that nice moneyshot.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 8:52 pm
*sigh*
5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 7:40 pm
Everything is little in Hammyland....lol
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:20 pm
My country is smaller than canada's schlong... feels bad
forseti - November 29, 2010, 2:24 pm
Canada is a member of the Famous Actors Guild?!? That explains the fancy mustache...
agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
That's why Canada is taking us from behind. America is a tranny!
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:57 pm
I really don't want to stir it up, but am I the only one who can't really explain what Florida actually is in this picture?? Does Canada know that the "bitch" has no pussy???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2010, 11:28 am
Well put for a dog in a hat.....
TheTrashHeap - November 29, 2010, 11:16 am
laughing at anyone else. Consider who made this poster and you may learn a thing or two.
TheTrashHeap - November 29, 2010, 11:15 am
"USA where others go for medicine"??? You better check your facts Foolieo! Every time a Canada vs USA poster is made we learn who can actually take a joke... and which Fools and Fascists simply can't. If you can't laugh at yourself you have no business
Chompers - November 29, 2010, 10:24 am
Canada has Toronto, I love toronto, therefore I love Canada.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2010, 9:18 am
Idiot.
MasterCoolieo - November 29, 2010, 5:06 am
just remember this canada we got you surronded by the worlds best military so you ball-less son's of guns are never gonna screw with us listening to "don't wanna be a canadian idiot" by Weird Al Yankovic P.S. U.S.A. where others still go for medicine.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
(canadiens)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 5:19 pm
Hey FascistFucktard....Watch yourself, There are lots of Canadians here and 2 of them are moderators.
fascistfrenchman - November 27, 2010, 3:49 pm
Can-eh-dia is a mythical land, populated by unicorns and fairies :P If there's been anything good to come from Can-eh-dia, it's the Red Green Show, You Can't Do That on Television, and Resident Evil.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2010, 7:25 pm

didn't i see this in another poster. the one about men on top and pussys on the bottom? LOLZ AM
crankyhead - November 23, 2010, 4:22 pm
I'm actually the lint in the navel =)
daimuldoon - November 23, 2010, 3:08 pm
Fuck Yeah
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2010, 1:40 pm
Heh Heh! Reality lord lives at the base of the shaft and Crankyhead is somewhere around the navel.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2010, 1:37 pm
I promise we will be gentle! Nice poster Airman! If you can't laugh at yourself...


ROYAL ANNOUNCEMENT - No more bickering about your elections. All problems solved.


TAGS: letter queen uk usa message rnr
Rating: 3.43/5

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MrBlack - March 13, 2010, 10:18 pm
Ah rugby. Reminds me a bit of when we'd play tackle football as children. Tackle a kid into loose stones, a tree, or whatever's nearby. "Ye dead? No? Then get up, we still got the second half te go. And quit limpin already; you're not bleedin that bad."
Jingoro - February 7, 2010, 3:26 pm
Aw man! Now I'm craving fish & chips.
Bob D. Sailor - December 7, 2009, 8:13 pm
Nah, nukes would be to hard to clean up afterwards. I would want to turn Britain into our on colony. Wait! That's kinda ironic.. Us turning Britain into a colony.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 7:54 pm
and I got one word: NUKE!!!
Bob D. Sailor - December 6, 2009, 7:51 pm
I drink a lot of tea, and I drive on the left side of the road (I'm in Japan). But if the British tried to take us back, I'd be one of the first to start attacking. All I got left to say is 2 words: Carpet Bomb.
Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 10:27 am
i find it funny reading half of the comments on these sites, almost always reverts back to slight racist remarks between british and americans. i agree with The Mediator on either say you like it or not and quit with the racism people.
Jmac0585 - September 21, 2009, 1:11 pm
December 24, 1814.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 11:11 pm
Heh, try to take us if you want, Britain. It won't be pretty.
anonamous - August 9, 2009, 12:33 am
New Commonwealth-while were at it lets bring australia and canada back too
coco tapioca - May 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
because you gotta finish what you start! + the french would be MUCH easier.
DreMagnum - March 16, 2009, 8:28 pm
taking over england would certainly be easier then Iraq, why dont we just do that instead?
Nero - February 17, 2009, 7:01 pm
Okay...I'll drink tea. I'll use proper english and drive on the left side of the road. But I will never, EVER used the fucking metric system! NEVER!
barockeva - February 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
I'll take a nice earl gray.
The Mediator - December 30, 2008, 4:48 pm
Hmmmm, why dont people just look at the picture, accept that its quite funny, or not, and move on? d oyou have to leave a slightly racist comment? Also to the first guy, soccer is american, football is english.
Prince Charles - December 6, 2008, 4:08 pm
So, who's for a cup of tea ?
American2 - December 6, 2008, 2:11 pm
Yep... typical British. Anyone who doesn't like you're way of doing things is less intelligent than you. Oh, I do so bow down before you're superiority. How exactly does tea time come from a higher level of intelligence? What thought process is involved i
Porcelina - November 30, 2008, 6:37 pm
Yup, typically biased douchebag.
ashley - November 30, 2008, 6:24 pm
yup... typical american, everything that seems to come from higher levels of intelligence... is gay
Narutarded - October 6, 2008, 2:51 pm
... says the Nancy-boy from San Francisco.
American - October 6, 2008, 1:19 pm
soccer, cricket,tea time, strawberries w/ cream. Wow, I forgot how gay the british are.


OFFENSIVE ACCUSATIONS -




BUSH GETTING A SHOE THROWN AT HIM - no caption needed


TAGS: bush america usa president government george bush
Rating: 3.19/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 5:01 am
I H8 to admit it but the ole man has some good reflexes. i think the shoe would have connected if I were up there.
LogicDude - December 15, 2008, 11:33 am
That's NOT how Football is played...stupid terrorist!
Wasn't it supossed to be DE-motivating? - December 15, 2008, 11:27 am
No comment needed


AMERICANS - Was there any in Berlin on may 1945..?


TAGS: americans usa wwii war win vicrory russians
Rating: 2.95/5

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Dman1965 - July 7, 2012, 10:31 pm
i could say the yanks joined in after they sold britain and europe all that steal for maximum profit ... but then again many many great american young men died along with all their allied brothers and sisters to help save this world from nazi tyranny
oaktree - February 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
Keep in mind that Russia was just fighting the Germans on on the Eastern frond by ground and air....ok a little in the sea. Mean while, U.S. was fighting the Germans in the west, south, air and sea....oh yea and fighting the Japan.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Try to keep it light, ok?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Cool your jets a little, Georgi... this is an entertainment site... we'd rather not start a movement here.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:30 am
After 30 million people murdered by those worthless animals, they deserved what we gave them. Every last bit of it.
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 11:07 pm
hey oaktree, you mad?
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
Oh No! It is Culos, the Nazi grammar police. Go fuck your suck cupcake. What the hell do you know about WWII?
culos - February 24, 2010, 5:50 pm
oaktree if you don't know what you're talking about it is better not to comment at all. By the way, your English sucks. In conclusion, leave the Interweb and go back to school. Amen
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 10:44 am
All you people need to read a little more. Eisenhower decided to let the Russians to take Berlin. Because they where fighting German since June of 1941 and they push the German army out of their country.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:14 pm
Back to the point of the Poster, Gen. Patton could've been in Berlin long before the Ruskies if he hadn't been ordered to stop. RUssia got Berlin because the rest of the Allies let them. End of debate, now F*** OFF!!!!!
Moog - July 17, 2009, 9:58 pm
Russians: Lend Lease. Learn it. In hindsight we'd have been better off to leave you at the tender mercies of Adolf.
Baron von Tofurkey - June 26, 2009, 3:00 am
meh: "D Day came too late to make a difference..." thank you for letting me read the stupidest, most ignorant statement in the history of humankind. Truly well done. Oh, and um, one other thing...Italy was of vital f*cking importance, u stupid twat.
Meh... - June 14, 2009, 2:59 am
While the brits and the yanks were fighting a couple hundred thousand Germans (split between Africa and Italy), USSR fought 4 million. D-Day came too late to make a difference and both Africa and Italy were of marginal importance.
Meh.. - June 14, 2009, 2:57 am
Eh Americans, then you don't know history, you pull random nonsense out of your ass. As demonstrated by "LogicDude".
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:26 pm
*grate (I think)
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
AMERICANS They know the secret to great lovin' and great warrin': it's way better to come late, than to come early.
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 9:19 pm
Why thank you my "greated" parmesan friend! (for the dummies: I know how to spell "grated"...I changed it to "great" to compliment the Cheesemeister!) bye!
Cheeseman - June 2, 2009, 4:40 pm
I have a bookcase of books for the last centuries wars, and iu don't need so say anything cause Logicdude has proved what dumbasses you all are. America was also unofficially helping before 42 with supplies and merchant shipping across the atlantic.
DjaPavlak - May 29, 2009, 11:10 pm
We let Russia take it, let them get revenge on the Facist s.o.b's
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 3:00 pm
The US suffered 18,000+ casualties on the first day of the invasion of Italy. THAT was a pretty serious meat-grinder. Seems pretty earnest to me.
All American - April 2, 2009, 1:37 pm
You are right but I think what that other guy was saying was that the Americans really got into it "in earnest" on D-Day.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:54 am
...diverting to the Eastern Front and defeating the Russians - which, if they had been able to divert all manpower and resources, the Germans WOULD have done. Stalin begged for these diversions at the conferences with the rest of the Allied leaders.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:53 am
Correction to all here...the US entered the war in 1942 against the Germans in North Africa and also in the invasion of Siciliy and then mainland Italy and southern France - all before 1944. It was the operations there that kept German troops from...
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:31 pm
Learn History - It's nice to know that some one out there knows how to read a book.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 5:20 pm
The US did contribute to the war! True, not until '44 with a major fighting force. But the US pretty much mobilized the Red Army with the Lend Lease program supplying over 250,000 6x6 trucks among other things. The death toll in the east was massive.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
fuck team effort Americans did nothing in the war to help any of the world
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:37 am
As for the Soviets winning the European war, I think it was a team effort. They couldn't have done as well as they did without the US fighting the Germans on the Western front and Italy. Hitler's biggest tactical mistake was Operation Barbarossa.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:33 am
I can agree that "80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets" but to put that into perspective, the Russians started killing Germans on June 22, 1941. Americans didn't start in earnest until June 6, 1944.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 10:21 am
80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets. They won the European war, the US only helped! In Yalta FDR and Churchill agreed with Stalin that the Red Army would take Berlin, the bloodiest battle in history!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:09 am
Have you been to Canada? Everyone really is nice, and that stuff they call 'bacon'? That's not the USA!! Our bacon is smoked and long and stripey, not unsm,oked and...oh god... circular. *sob*
.... - January 14, 2009, 9:48 pm
Canadians didn't do shit in the war. Plus canadians are exactly the fucking same as the US anyway. It's practically the same country, really it is.
american - January 14, 2009, 9:51 am
a western front is the only reason germany couldnt crush russia. Russia was next to germany AMERICANS liberated the rest of europe WHILE fighting the japanese in the pacific..we should have let you all rot in a socialist hell.
americaneagil - December 10, 2008, 6:53 am
so wat we still the bestest cuntry on planit erth. thats why we in the middle of all th maps.
jrrjrs - November 27, 2008, 11:19 pm
Russians get left out, us canadians get left out...face it Americans are greedy,self righteous little assholes who think they won every battle they were in....hmmm that's why your STILL fighting in the middle east....yeah that's cause no one has your bac
eric - November 15, 2008, 12:33 am
it would have tooken us 63 years at most! to make almost everybody talking english, too bad we make their kids make our shoes?(not implying the people at friendly Sears does that)
Sean - November 14, 2008, 1:56 pm
Wow, I'll never understand the war in Vietnam. But thanks for trying, it means you care.
THeDRiZZLe - November 14, 2008, 1:40 pm
OK, time for a quick histroy lesson everyone. The Allies agreed to let the Russians take Berlin. The western Allies could ahve made a run for it too, but Stalin wanted it. The war betwen Germany and Russia was personal. Talking trash over this is tard
Great Mother Russia - November 13, 2008, 4:15 am
I was under the distinct impression that we're speaking Russian *DESPITE* the Yanks!
Hitler - October 16, 2008, 6:06 pm
One more warning and then I'm calling the Gestapo! OFF my lawn NOW!
B - October 16, 2008, 3:40 pm
Russia beat us to the city but we were tied up with the rest of Germany.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:59 pm
it's actually called Farsi, and what does Persia have to do with this?
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:20 am
Also, the german U-boats were hitting the US coasts : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Happy_Time
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:17 am
The Atlantic Charter... then Pearl Harbour. Look it up.
Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 3:20 am
the germans didnt attack us so why did we bother helping europe anyway?
Dave - September 1, 2008, 4:05 pm
Russians, were there any in Rome or Tokyo?
Hitler - September 1, 2008, 3:35 pm
Hey! You kids get off my lawn!
killersheep - August 31, 2008, 8:35 am
hey sparky those are russians in the picture. they were on our side.
SuperSparky - August 31, 2008, 8:11 am
No, we were too busy liberating the rest of Europe from the assholes in Berlin. Sorry we missed that one. Stop your whining, without Americans you'd all be speaking Russian or German, or even Pharsie.


POLITICS - First Law of Elections: Never reveal your true feelings for your opponent.


TAGS: politics government elections mccain obama us usa
Rating: 2.63/5

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LogicDude - December 23, 2009, 9:22 am
Looks like Obama has us all tossing his salad if you ask me.
Zagato - December 22, 2009, 10:15 pm
I call it "Obama gets his salad tossed"
S8N - April 25, 2009, 11:23 pm
not sure if he's revealing his true feelings or just forgot his meds.
foxhaven - November 29, 2008, 4:18 pm
love this picture: call it John McCain and Tongue


JOB CUTS - Shouldn't Congress be subject to them too?


TAGS: congress government bush usa jobs
Rating: 2.19/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 19, 2008, 2:37 am
I say minimum wage for all elected officials, that way we know they're doing it out of a sense of civic duty. Also, minimum wage would suddenly be hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.


SCOTLAND - The only country Canada can defeat.


TAGS: usa america scotland canada fail
Rating: 2.05/5
LURCH - August 4, 2009, 9:00 pm
ONE WORD: BRAVEHEART DING DING SCOTSMAN FOR THE WIN!!
Scotsman - February 2, 2009, 4:00 am
Scotland IS a country fuckface. You're obviously American.
DING - December 9, 2008, 11:08 pm
Scotland isnt a country =P
english--and proud - November 21, 2008, 9:13 am
Oh dear, now you have me worrying about the health of our neighbors across the pond ..as well as the poor scotts
LogicDude - November 21, 2008, 8:49 am
A Brit living in NYC has a place called "The Chipshop" - he deep fries fish'n'chips of course, but also twinkies...pizza...candy bars...Mmmmmm!
english--and proud - November 21, 2008, 7:56 am
they do a nice line in deep fried pizza as well..mmm. i get worried about our scotts neighbors
RnR - November 21, 2008, 7:52 am
Haggis is one thing... try deep fried mars bar.... just imagine it
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 12:04 pm
You should try haggis ..its a damn fine meal with neaps and tattys
LogicDude - November 20, 2008, 11:45 am
The Scots eat Haggis...if they can digest that then they're probably hardcore enough to take over the entire world if they wanted.
Geographer - November 20, 2008, 9:36 am
"The only country canada can defeat"??? Can you dumb fuckers even find it on a map?
Historian - November 20, 2008, 9:34 am
Scotland, or more exactly Scottish immigrants, practically founded the US and Canada. Try reading a book on history you fucking retards.
ACTUALLY - October 30, 2008, 8:00 pm
The scots are bloody hard fucks, and Scotlands part of Britain which basically owns Canada anyway. So nyeh


HANDBALL - That's how it should be called.


TAGS: football soccer american america usa eeuu spam tunnel porn troll handball
Rating: 1.87/5
huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:18 pm
football is awesome, anyone who thinks otherways, go suck a d*ck
agreeable mitch - May 7, 2009, 8:37 am
America and Australia are the only ones who miss use the word football. football is played with a round ball not that stupid point crap you call sporting equipment.
f - July 20, 2008, 12:18 am
Tightwearing-armourneeding-handball


ATLANTIS - It's not imaginary. Freedom in America, on the otherhand...


TAGS: usa america freedom atlantis sweden
Rating: 1.8/5

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more intellegent than the american populace - May 9, 2009, 8:01 am
ITS FUCKING AUSTRALIA TWITS, LEARN YOUR BLOODY GEOGRAPHY
amina - December 16, 2008, 8:20 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA omg this is byfar the best motifake ive ever seen!!!! and ive seen alot of them


AMERICAN "FOOTBALL" - They play with another kind of balls.


TAGS: americans america eeuu usa football soccer spam porn tunnel flame
Rating: 1.64/5

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huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:13 pm
just cause its not round doesnt mean its not a ball, a football is a ball, and in football, you do use ur foot, thats how you start off the game, you kick the ball across the field and then the other team has to catch and run,so shut up dumbass,and fuck u
Not american for sure. - July 7, 2008, 11:17 am
Well, technically you are right. The "ball" you use in your american football is not even a ball. So no foot, no ball... Lets play american nonfoot-oval!


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